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Her skirt flew up and revealed her sweet apple to the neighborhood.
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When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank
R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh
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A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)
Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.
Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low
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To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
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Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
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To Masturbate, or have oral sex
1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple
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When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.
Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!
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