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An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
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This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.
Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.
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Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.
Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out
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Also known as a "fart can", this makes a car sound like a piece of crap and adds nothing to the area of performance.
Check out my civic with flame decals, and my exhaust sounds badass because of my fart tube.
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Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.
person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."
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Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.
*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach
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A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
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