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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

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holy trinity in christianity

Deez nuts

The holy trinity in Christianity to u to

by Grass is yum May 24, 2022


Christian Indian

An Indian who proudly claims ro be Christian NOT because he believes in Jesus, rather because he wants to be more accepted by white people

Not knowing in this day and age the average joe in America, Canada irn Australia doesn't give a shit about religion.

They give their children western names (Anthony, Johnson, Angela etc.) without realising just because your name js "Matthew", that doesn't mean you look or sound like a Matthew.

Christian Indians look down on Hindus and Muslims even though their ancestors were Hindu prior to the existence of Christianity.

On social media it's common for them to post photos of themselves at Church gatherings or repost generic bible verses as means of pleasing any caucasian friends BUT this usually has a reverse effect as they're coming off as overcompensating.

Jackson: I just witnessed a group of Christian Indians trying to put down a Hindu.

Robert: Yes quite sad, they think that's thr kind of behaviour thats going to win our approval

by afanoflafear August 19, 2024

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Christianized

When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos

I was Christianized in an ocean.

by Roberto de la santos April 25, 2023


christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 13, 2021


Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 11, 2020


The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe

Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”

by Rxking91 February 9, 2018