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I dick slimed ya mama last night, bra!
What the hell bra, did you just throw a burrito at me, what are you a dick slime??
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A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.
"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."
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n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
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Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
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A disturbing and perplexing phenomenon of when someone (usually male) sends another person (usually female) an unsolicited picture of a penis. Said penis can range from fully erect to flaccid or anywhere in between.
Unless emotional contact has already been established, recipients of dick pics will generally only experience negative emotions upon receiving them.
Although unsolicited dick pics are considered sexual harassment, consensual dick pics can be an exciting experience, however, the consensual pictures usually include a full body with the penis.
Betty: "Got another dick pic today on OkCupid, I wonder if they think that ever works!"
Michelle: “That's the last thing I want to see from a dude I don't know. Dicks look weird and I don’t think guys understand that. Dicks aren’t attractive all on their own.”
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not being able to get one's dick up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.
Fuck............she was all over me and i was lovin' it but i had coke-dick. Jesus, Why does this always happen to me?
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