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When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.
Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby
KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA
KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA
'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?
Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)
Crashing Your Donkey.....
1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.
dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!
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When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.
"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"
"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*
A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!
22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.
Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!
22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..