sloppy bird

someone who eats microwave diarrhea

"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"

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smack the bird

Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.

"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"

My lady loved when I smack the bird

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eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

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Bird-brained

Wise, intelligent, graceful and humble. Eco-minded, environmentally conscious.

The bird-brained scientist found a solution for worldwide pollution and deserves a Nobel prize.

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bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

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spicy bird

Spicy fried chicken found only in Warm Springs, Oregon.

Man, that spicy bird gave me the worst diharrea.

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Bird

a noninsulting term for a blood/snoop/slob/cripkilla/cK

On "Santana's Town" Juelz Santana said, "The whole bird gang is here like kurt kobaine was here."

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