Red Tornado

1.) (n) Slang terminology for the female menstration period, usually applies to an excess time period or amount of vaginal flow.

2.) (n) A girl that will use a fake period to keep you out of her pants.

3.) (n) Ravaging someone's face or body with a used tampon, usually the tampon is spun in a circular motion over one's head prior to attack.

1.) John: "Dude, I don't know if i can hold out any longer."

Bob: "No way man, don't tell me your going to battle the Red Tornado!"

2.) Bill: "I almost hooked up with Mary but she has her period."

Jim: "That girl is a Red Tornado."

3.) "I just got Will with the ultimate Red Tornado!"

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red-hot

Ready to orgasm.

My dick's red-hot, fuck I need to quench.

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red neck

Noun: Unlike hillbilly or country red neck poeple can be found anywhere from double wides to tin roofs.

Adjective: lacking of sophistication or intelligence.

Noun 2: A person that terrifies animals such as sheep, and can be found easily in the following places: Walmart, bass pro shops, ducks unlimited, gander mountain, and trailer parks across the U.S.

You know your a red neck when the most your first lover said to you is "baaaa"

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Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

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Red Sox

The most cocky snobs you will ever know. They think they are the best team in the MLB. They are jealous of the fact that the Yankees have more money than them. The Red Sox won 7 world series in 105 years. It took them 86 years to finally win another world series since 1918. Any Red Sox fans do not have any right to talk about the Yankees, because the Sox are statistically and factually not better than the NYY.

Friend 1: The yankees suck, the red sox are gonna cream them again this year.

Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?

Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.

Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Is that your only argument?

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red light

having sex with a girl on her period

i was red lighting this girl the other day and the condom broke so i got blood all over my dick

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Red sox

One of the sukiest team ever to play in baseball they call them selves idiots and cant talk proporly.
NEXT Championship=2090

Johnny Damon, Jason Varitec (BOOO!!!)

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