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When white supremacists who deal in narcotics get together to consume cannabis products. Interrupting the sesh usually results in the individual being rolled into an opp pack.
Interrupt the gang aryan smoke sesh and I’ll turn you into an opp pack
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Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
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A phrase that dear Russel Crowe says in his movie, though he's old enough to be my father. Disgusting!!!!!
We'll run like smoke and oakum. Put out our pocket handkerchiefs if we have to.
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to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
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A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
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When you are hotboxing a vechicle and roll down the window to let the smoke go but your friends are paranoid of the cops seeing smoke you would say "fuck the popo let the smoke go" as in saying you don't care the cops will see the marijuana smoke.
Miguel: Elici roll up the window the cops are gonna pull us over and see the weed
Elici: no "fuck the popo let the smoke go"
Quote made by Elici Silva
When there is an unavoidable delay in an activity, some people will say "smoke 'em if you got 'em" as a way of saying "this is going to take a while to fix, so you might as well do something other than just wait (like taking a smoke break)".
After Joe's car broke down on the deserted country road, he called a tow truck and told his passengers "Smoke em if you got em".
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