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A strain of weed. The dankest of dank
I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy
November 1st is official space cadet day be me and my friends astronaut costumes got here a day late and we need a reason to wear them
My costume got here just in time for space cadet day
During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made
Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?
“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”
“Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”
“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”
“Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”
“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”
“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
The space in your fridge reserved only for beer.
Dude my girl tried to put her yogurt in my beer space yesterday.
The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid
"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"
"We're on a rock in space."