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A full unit, loves to party and respect women
Big boy sweet tea respected the shit outa that girl last night
A shot including Jim Beam honey and Fireball. 2 ounces of each in a Dixie cup.
She puked last night after choking down one too many sweet hot honey balls.
A remark showing disbelief or surprise . Similar to holy shit.
Sweet satans' slippery snatch, what in the fuck is this?
Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛
I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with.
Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far
Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what
Yuh a goodas!
My Sweet Jamaican Empress
The concoction left over after a anal creampie .
"If you're such a good slut, drink the Sweet n Sour sauce!"
When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.
If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!
An Insult To Wealthy,Rich,& Upper Class Teenagers Everywhere.
Basically this show Is about Rich Snob Bitches Who Are Either Nobodies , Ugly , Unpopular People , Who Have Rich Parents And Want To Impress Everyone By Having A Party And Inviting Their 'Closest Friends ' AKA The School That's Only there because Of the providence of booze . Or With The 1 in a million chance that they are actually popular. Most Of All of them are major sluts who think that everyone wants to be them and thinks that Everyone Loves And adores them . To Quote Percilla Wannabe Popular Cool Nerdy Brace Face Horrible Dancer With Her Only Friend This Awkward Gay dude Casteroff ' You Wish You Had This! ' Uhh, no honey , we want you , with the rest of your bitchy teens to GO . AWAY . Your INSULTING Wealthy teenagers ! Now , Ever since that horrible show picked up speed , Everyone HATES me. Literally , There Hasn't been a Day When I can't go to school without someone saying 'Are You Really That Bitchy ? ' and ' Hey! Happy Early Birthday! So Whens The Party? I'll bring Booze ! ' At least I have real friends, A great life , and Don't Beg , Bribe and Plead for Mtv , then hire people , desperate for friends to go to my parties . I hate you all . This Show Must BE INSERTED WITH BALLS , HAVE THEM CHOPPED OFF ,THEN BRING BACK JEFFRY DAHUMER AND HAVE IT KILLED , slowly and painfully . {NO I'm not Emo -.- }
One Month After The Show Became A 'Hit. '
Text Conversation .
- Me ; Hey 'Ava' ;D.
- 'Ava' ; Hey Scarlet ;/. Sorry , I don't talk to rich bitches anymore . Cya . -.-
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At School ; Calculus Class.
Teacher ; ' Hey Scarlet . I Really Hope This Semester You Won't be really bratty . '
Me ; ' What? '
Teacher ; Oh Don't Give Me That . I know horrible and stuck up you Rich Girls Are.
Me ; Where Did You Hear That?
Teacher ; Mtv's biggest new show , My Super Sweet
Sixteen . And Your Stupid, Too! Detention!
Me ; Really ? Are You Kidding Me?
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As You Can See , This Show , My Super Sweet Sixteen , basically ruined my life. Oh well , At least I'm still rich !Yeah, Not Worth It -.- '
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