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An abundance of excitement and or sexual pleasure
-Lil uzi just dropped eternal atake. Sex!
-I can’t wait for sex!
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When daddy inserts his banana inside mommy's donut that's when you have sex
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a word you look up when you are bored and are on urban dictionary
"I'm bored I'm going to see what the def. of sex is on urban."
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Something that you always think about in middle school and is what everybody says they had with another kids Mom last night.
Kid1: hey?
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!
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The Best fucking thing ever, omg. Sex stands for super, exclusive, xenias. Sex happens when a guy is really horny and goes to the closest bar and drink a lot of vodka. Then he sees a girl with a big fat ass and decide to go talk to her. Next, they end up fucking. He puts his big motherfucking dick into her nice and wet pussÿ. And that’s motherfuckers is sex!
Sofia: OMG Frida. Yesterday I had sex with Elias and another woman. And his dick was so big.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.
Sofia: same.
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How should i know? Im a virgin
"Yo i had sex with your mom"
"Whats sex?"
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WHen the birds and the bees hang out in the beehive, but the bird can’t fit into the beehive. So they go to the park and have sex in front of all the kids.
My bee had sex with my bird last night in the nearby park
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