Bill de Blasio

You have to wonder if Bill de Blasio is going to end up dead like that kid from Charlotte who ran for mayor over what somebody thought was inappropriate to say and needed to be censored.

If Bill de Blasio doesn't have the right to say certain things, does anybody else in New York?

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cara de cola

Butt face

1. Tienes una cara de cola
2. Shut up! You cara de cola

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palo de rosa

Pink Cocaine, From my understanding it was distributed by the Medellín drug cartel, when Pablo Escobar was in power. Generally given to dignitaries in the columbian, and Mexican cartels and government.

Have you ever done any palo de rosa?

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Timo de Bain

Right behind Shneddy in the homosexual department. ( Pun intended )

Timmy es muy muy QUEER.

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Marlin De May

the coolest gangster in the world

wow i wish i was like Marlin De May

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adrain de santiago

A 2 foot tall Mexican child who gets hit up in the DM's a lot, but is still a virgin and too awkward to actually make a move. Typically they are insecure about their penis size and get scared when girls ask for dick pics.

I met an Adrain De Santiago yesterday, he was cute and all, but he was super awkward.

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Stinkhole de Mayo

Filling a girl’s stink hole with Mayo.. on May 5th

Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?

Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.

SB: ……wtf you do this time

BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!

SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.

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