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It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
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The best thing that will ever happen to humanity. Without black people the world will thrive.
Dude the black holocaust sound epic we should rename ourselves to the kkk
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Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.
"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.
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The nickname for only the greatest player currently in the NBA, Kobe Bryant. He also has the deadliest jumpshot in NBA History and holds 4 NBA Finals Rings as well. He will soon pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most points scored in NBA history.
Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP
Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)
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a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she'd be damned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she's hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won't get your "butt" wooped afterr. (: black moms... theyre the best.
Black Mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*
ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
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a AC-130 spectre gunship.There armed with 20 MM cannon,40MM bofers cannon,
and a 105MM howitzer.There painted in Black radar reflective paint.Hence the
name "Black Betty"
In 1981 CIA agents Joe and Bradley are in a shell hole on the Cambodian border.The PAVN (Peoples Army of Vietnam) attack.Joe gets on the radio and says "Help Black Betty" "OK,mark your position with a Infa red Strobe" "OK".
"Hey Bradley do you like having sex with big black girls?" "What's that got to with our current situation?" "Black Bettys going to bust a nut get your ass down and start munchin mud" "Black Betty shows up and the 6000 round a minute M61A1 20 mm cannon puts I round into each square foot of a football field sized area. Joe says "I should of stayed in the Marine Corps it was safer there."
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a noun used to describe an african-american who is really good at sex; also another term to describe Rachelle
A: "How was last night?"
R: "Amazing! He was a black thunder for sure."
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