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All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
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When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay
“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)
An Indian who proudly claims ro be Christian NOT because he believes in Jesus, rather because he wants to be more accepted by white people
Not knowing in this day and age the average joe in America, Canada irn Australia doesn't give a shit about religion.
They give their children western names (Anthony, Johnson, Angela etc.) without realising just because your name js "Matthew", that doesn't mean you look or sound like a Matthew.
Christian Indians look down on Hindus and Muslims even though their ancestors were Hindu prior to the existence of Christianity.
On social media it's common for them to post photos of themselves at Church gatherings or repost generic bible verses as means of pleasing any caucasian friends BUT this usually has a reverse effect as they're coming off as overcompensating.
Jackson: I just witnessed a group of Christian Indians trying to put down a Hindu.
Robert: Yes quite sad, they think that's thr kind of behaviour thats going to win our approval
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When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos
I was Christianized in an ocean.