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girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 4, 2008

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son of a batch of cookies

a name you call a major asshole when you don't want to say any wordy dirds.

I hate you, you son of a batch of cookies.

by Ashlia October 28, 2007

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Makin cookies

to warm up ones house up

I am cold... Go make some cookies!!!!

by Insane V October 20, 2004

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Crackhead Cookie

-noun

1. Puddles of fecal matter left in the streets by crack users, which once dried resemble a cookie.

Shit I almost stepped on that crackhead cookie

by dubsasina July 31, 2011

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Cunt Cookie

When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.

Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.

by ttyfhj June 30, 2011

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Wolfe Cookies

When a man has large hair areolas

Bob spilled a drink on his wife beater and you could see his wolfe cookies for the rest of the day

by N0wY4Kn0w April 11, 2019

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Fortune Cookie

A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.

*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.

by onlytalENT November 21, 2013

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