A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
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a name you call a major asshole when you don't want to say any wordy dirds.
I hate you, you son of a batch of cookies.
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-noun
1. Puddles of fecal matter left in the streets by crack users, which once dried resemble a cookie.
Shit I almost stepped on that crackhead cookie
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When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.
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When a man has large hair areolas
Bob spilled a drink on his wife beater and you could see his wolfe cookies for the rest of the day
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A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.
*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.
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