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A tea virgins drink when they feel sad
I need me a glass of virginity
The fuck you give about not getting one.
Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Something that I shall never lose.
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
Bronies don't lose their Virginity because no one wants to go anywhere within ten feet of them to have the sex.
N. 1.) The state of being pure, particularly in a sexual context — never having experienced sex with another person before.
"I lost my virginity yesterday."
"Some people just do not want to lose their virginity."