When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.
I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.
A used condom.
There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!
When you have the hots for your own aunt
My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish
When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.
Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.
An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.
So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.