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n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.
Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.
John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.
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Anal Overide, When you have built up a shit or fart, on purpose or not, for such an extended period of time, and you clench your anus and but cheeks soo hard to stop anything from leaking out everytime you think your about to shit or fart.
Usually done during time where alot of people are around, or you are too far from the toilet.
Damn, Lucky i've practiced my Anal Override technique, other wise i would have shit a brick in Casey's face while she was sitting behind me in class.
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after an abnormally large penis or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your anus now being the outsides of your anus, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the anus, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your rectum, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing anal hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the anal hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 - 6 hours and they will gradually retract.
gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cucumber into your anus until it has been fully engulfed by your rectum
Jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my anal hangings from your last dare
gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your AH
Jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable anal hangings, i will insert this cucumber into my anus.
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When a super hot guy like a "Tony" gives it to a really hot chick like a "Katina" in the ass, over and over as if he is searching for something
I just can't stop anal probing that chick there is more fun to have every time
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a pooder,
gaylord,
a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
DALE WINTON!!
The prick is an anal monkey
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A way of expressing valid fear of a loitering gays
I was taking a piss in the dunnies and this demi-fag taking a piss next to me was looking at my cock without any attempt at being covert. I got stage fright and turned on my anal forcefield.
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When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.
I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)
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