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Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.
I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!
“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?
You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.
I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?
When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.
For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.
I fucking hate vandalia christian school