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A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!
Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol
National big back day if you are born this day you are big back
Your birthday is July 14 you must be fattttt
July 14 is a special day where people who are special are born. No matter where, they are highly superior, just cuz we're awesome ;-)
JULY 14 IS JULY 14, cuz thts it `_`
The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
A cheat day the one day you are aloud to cheat on your gf
Gf: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME.
Bf: It’s July 30.
Gf: oh ok
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national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.
Wish your friends a happy national friendship day. Or spend the day with them on July 30.