Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.

The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!

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Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.

The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.

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Ninja boot

Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.

Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?

Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe

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stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.

Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.

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The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.

Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.

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the ninja effect

when a big streamer (like ninja) goes to an unmarked area in fortnite and gets good loot so a bunch of 10 year olds go there

damn the ninja effect happened at my favorite spot

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Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

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