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social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 March 4, 2012

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penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 2, 2019

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Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009

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Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 25, 2018

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penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 17, 2015

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Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint December 31, 2011

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penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

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