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A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu
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A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.
Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!
Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?
Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!
Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
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it's a meat pastry, you perverts!
Man, I could really go for a chicken pot pie right now.
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Cum dripping out of a Asian girls pussy.
I was barebacking a Asian whore and shot my cum into her pussy. As I withdrew saw my cum dripping out of her pussy making a Asian cream pie.
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The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
When a brother gives his blood sister a cream pie.
Cemere Sally Sue I'm gonna give ya a Mississippi Cream Pie!
when having anal you jizz in her butt and take a cherry and plug up her butt with it , let it sit and bake for about 30 minutes , remove the cherry and enjoy.
bob: I had a cum-cherry pie last night!
james: How did it taste?
bob: Could of cooked a little bit longer.