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A man who runs the game whatever it may be. In school at work or in the streets. He pull all the tite girls and never forgets the rules ov the game. His life revolves around M.O.E. Money over everything.
Im a 5 Star general so get dont get between me and my money or you will get fucked up.
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he told me enough he told me you killed him
well there something I must reveal then I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father....
ouuh why'd you slice off my hand ( part of the star wars rap) you can find the star wars rap video on www.funnyjunk.com
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A guy from Cleveland, Ohio who stands out amongst the rest!
Kristin: 90% of the guys in Cleveland are out of shape and ugly, or average at best. I need to find a Cleveland All-Star!
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Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.
I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.
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Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.
MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry
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Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
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Rocking star yash is BOSS of Sandalwood
He is face of Kannada cinema
KARNATAKA PEOPLE CALL HIM YASH BOSS
Rocking star Yash boss of sandalwood
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