Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

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flaming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flaming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

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mexican breakdown

the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.

dude, i had to mexican breakdown for 5 minutes so i could finish my game of tetris.

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Mexican Hermana

When your doing a Mexican girl and you use hot sauce as lube and as you pound her she screams like that of an Mexican Hermana Singer.

I think I'm going to Mexican Hermana my gf because she is Mexican.

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Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.

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Mexican s'mores

After banging a black chick w no rubber, stuff a graham cracker in her snatch and have dessert. Enjoy.

Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed

Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?

Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.

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mexican salamander

Using your truffle butter covered dick to titty fuck someone.

I can't look at her the same since i gave her a Mexican Salamander.

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