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The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.
"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".
Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"
Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket
Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.
Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.
When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.
Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!
First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.
I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!
While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!