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First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.
I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!
While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!
when two men/women have sex and one of the males stick their wet penis into the sand and insert it back into their partner. typically found to take place on a beach, or if your jsut sick (:D) in ure childs toy sand set, like a turtle sand box.
My girfriend: "that arabian snow cone last night on the moonlit beack was good, i liked the tease of watching u stick it as far into the sand as possible and slowly bringing it back out and slowly thrusting back into me full of sand"
Noun
An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also Wizard,Magician
That Snow plow operator is like a god.
Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!
Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.
Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.