visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

Lady Uncle

A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.

“ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker