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Kind of like being the tallest dwarf
Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team
Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy
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The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........
61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!
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A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..
Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?
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A group of three friends who teamed up to diss Harry Styles on June 9th, 2020.
Madhu: did you check the messages on Madhu Styles Diss Team??
Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.
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A mediocre crew of two salesman, that happen to be latino, and african.
Hey Bob sales are down again this week. Yeah thanks to the "Black n Tan Team" you hired.
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A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
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