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When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.
John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus
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Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration
This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
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Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
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To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?
2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!
3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
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Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?
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An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.
** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !
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when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy
I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.
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