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during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina
Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"
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The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.
Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!
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The female equivalent of Douche Bag.
Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.
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wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
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A font that is in Old English font with a huge font size and is often bedazzled when on shirts.
Joe: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Geo: "Yeah, it was full of douche font."
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A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.
"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
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Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .
It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.
That party was a total douche fest
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