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When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".
Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
A loser with no friend whatsoever
Person 1: That guy is such a dry peanutbutter jar
Person 1: you suck
Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar
When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it
1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel
runnin from the cops with no money
yo im runnin dry rn i cant talk
After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.
My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.