half-past gay

Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.

"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."

"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."

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twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

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Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.

Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!

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Half back crack

An extremely unnaturally long ass crack

Look at her half back crack.

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half-life 2

a game that people whine about, for some totally unknown reason. the game has been delayed yet only once. like all other game in the world. (and if the game will never be released, how can you buy it after 30 years?) the game will rock. simply. just get the whiner off (who will play the game anyways)

shut up, jerks

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by a black dick and a half

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

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half sucked mango

Half sucked mango- a person who is half done, or a dumbass

Is that John?

No that’s a half sucked mango

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