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When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.
Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.
The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.
Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!
When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.
Yeah.
Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick
The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.
Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.