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A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.
Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.
Someone is acting like an ass but they are physically cute.
"Ron quit being such a butt-cake," exclaimed Hermione
A synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc. Mostly used by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool.
Person A: How is the weather outside?
Person B: It is Perf-Cakes out right now!
A collapsecated cake is a cake made by auntie that fails to rise properly. It collapses. But it still taste good, with or without ice cream.
Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.