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A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.
She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.
a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off
When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.
The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.
Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.
The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.
I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.
National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?
Person B: No. You fucking suck.
The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.
"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"
I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.