the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy
john lennon is thicc
When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.
Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed
Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!
The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around
Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?
Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines
Zhong Xina; someone who enjoys lao gan ma.
ur friend: John Xina loves bing chilling!
u: rlly?
ur friend: yep!
u: ok...
John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "
A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.
What does the John Anders say?
John Anders: Steike være