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When a person has and extremely tiny penis and a woman put his penis and balls in her mouth at the same time.
Dude I just got a cock 'n balls in the bathroom.
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Where your dirty dishes are
I dunno why, but are the clean plates are N*sync.
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A kick ass rock/urban reggae style band from Arizona. Sublime influenced, they are one of the best local bands in Arizona.
Herb is for the Verb
N is for together
Life is for the one thing that will never last forever
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Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke
Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
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The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
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When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.
Whenever that stupid cunt gets a 40 he pulls a crunk n' funk and makes me flip a tit.
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Name of a supermarket chain mainly based in the South Island of New Zealand but also has some outlets in the North Island of New Zealand.
At Pak N Save, we buy more, so you save more.
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