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October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
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“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.
Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
shes actually the best!! (kind, fun/ny, hardworkng, smart, awesome)
oh my gosh she is so katie short right now
Simply put, Packers RB A.J. Dillon and his gargantuan quads in shorts.
Is that A.J. Dillon? Short-E-Thiccc!
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