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Figuratively, the act of getting fucked over by someone in the worst way possible. Its literal meaning is further defined as having a dick rammed in your ass with no lube at nearly the speed of light.
I went in to Starbucks this morning and got dry dogged for a $5.00 coffee.
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The act of a male releasing fecal matter onto his female counterpart's pubic hair, then rubbing his nose in it while proclaiming "bad dog".
Last night, my wife made me do the bad dog.
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A Gypsy Dog is all ribs and dick.
Did you see that guy at the pub hitting on all the girls?
He was a real gypsy dog
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When a male straddles a female's face on all fours and she sucks his testicles while masturbating him with her hand.
Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.
Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.
Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.
William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?
William: Give me a musty dog! Now!
Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.
(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"
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When a person posts a photo of a dog in an online community such as Dogspotting Society in order to meet the requirements that a post must be about dogs and the common interpretation that posts must feature a photo of a dog. That is, the photo provides a tax (or more, a fee) to solicit the attention and responses of the community.
Often, the photo included is not related to the request or comment made in the post.
See also cat tax which may be posted in Catspotting Society although there are no such content rules in Catspotting Society because we really cannot be bothered, please scritch behind the left ear, thanks.
Example: "I'm thinking about getting an Ibizan Hound for my next dog. Please show me all your long bois and their many elbows and tell me about them! I'm including my Shar Pei Noodle for dog tax photo of Noodle attached.
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During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.
I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.
I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
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To have someone obey or perform on command as if they were a well-trained dog.
WHITNEY: You see how that girl just dog-whispered her boy friend? She told him to stop talking, and he just sat down and shut the fuck up! That’s how I want you to act.
BOBBY: Yeah bitch you wish! Now YOU shut the fuck up!
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