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When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday
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A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
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To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing
"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"
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1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!
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The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.
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The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.
Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?
Spike Spiegel: What?
Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.
Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.
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to give out more than you have.
"he was giving it billy large potato's
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An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.
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