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a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.
did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car
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Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"
'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'
"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."
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Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.
Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.
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A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.
Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?
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Forcing a lesbian activist and anti-male female to perform fellatio on a male while she is humming Sweet Home Alabama.
Greg performed the alabama death ride last night with cindy. She was pissed.
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When having sex with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of STD and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand).
When I was having sex with a chick I met in a club I told her I had AIDS when giving it to her doggy style. My Brazilian Bull Ride lasted 8 seconds.
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1. response from southern folk to other southern folk when asked for a ride home.
2. a sexual act performed by a man and woman, when traffic is light, and no one cares if you swerve.
1.a- cooter asks,"enus can you ride me home? i'm fuck'd up?"
b-"sure i'll ride ya home, but you gotta give me gas money."
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