exodus 5:4

for thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil

make sure u have a pussay and not a badussay because of exodus 5:4

5-Gum Fever

When you chew five-gum to stimulate your senses, and your body rejects its strength leading ti a low-grade fever. One may also gets chills or headache. *Do not chew before oral*

Boy 1 - Bro, this gum smacks!!
Boy 2- IDK Bro, this shit is messing me up. I got some chills and maybe a fever.

Boy 1 - Oral?
Boy 2 - Bad Idea, I think I have 5-Gum Fever

Reign it in (row 5)

Said by a sub when a class is getting crazy with a pelvic thrusting kind of motion

Normally Ms. Sowens CL

Reign it in (row 5)!

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3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

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5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

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5 fingers up

The 5 fingers symbolizes the 5 Pillars of Islam.

"Why is he holding 5 fingers up dawg?"
"MasyaAllah, that's a fellow brother in arms."

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5 minute rule

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.

John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).

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