When your girlfriend says something really dumb but you don’t want to call her dumb outright, so you say she’s having a “cookie moment”
Babe, this is a certified cookie moment.
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When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
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N. When your butt hurts from playing Cookie Clicker for too long and you can't get up.
Ugh I have Cookie Clicker ass right now
When you watch a movie at home and the TV is set to Tru-Motion or 240hz, so every person looks like they are cookie cut in front of a green screen.
Mike:. I wasn't going to say anything, but I think you need to adjust your TV settings.
Dan: Yeah! This Dr. Strange movie definitely has the cookie cutter effect.
Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night
Code for drinking. Commonly used when a school club wants to hold a party without getting by university officials.
The ski and snowboard club will be having a "Milk and Cookie Party" on Saturday
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a get-together amongst females only, in which each female brings a batch of cookies and watches raunchy porn, while making fun of the terrible quality of the porn
While at the porn and cookie party, Jennifer commented on the porn star's dirty hightops and farmer's tan.
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