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When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
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1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.
2. A ninja who is horny.
1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"
Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."
2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.
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When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.
Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.
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Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.
Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?
Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe
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A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.
Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.
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when some one takes way more than they need.
guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack
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To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"
Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"
Random guy: "Word."
Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"
Example 2
Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'
Girl 2: "Why not?"
Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"
Example 3
Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"
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