a person with green eyeshadow, pig tales, and looks like a horse
amanda, mold horse pig
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when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default
I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome
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A clichΓ© in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".
Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse clichΓ© since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.
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When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.
Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"
Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.
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When two people are having sex and the female is in revers cow girl and she flaps her arms and caws like a bird
Dude me and my girl friend are gonna try the flying sea horse
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To continue jacking off after ejaculation.
Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"
Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"
Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
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