Treading Water

Drinking fruity lexia (cask wine, goon)

Aron says: Hey Porl, would you like to come Treading Water tonight?

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Kevin Water

a mixed drink consisting of vodka and water

Two Kevin Waters, please.

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off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.

‘Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’

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Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

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fresh water

exactly how it sounds

"What is fresh water"
"Well, you're saying it"

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queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

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buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

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