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seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do

One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.

by gumballmachine September 25, 2021


this school is fucking creepy

Uwu

This school is fucking creepy

by Im a dumbass December 6, 2019


Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024


Girl school

A school bell rings off the day,

Brings in a stray a few girls at play.
Cut school pink slips are fine

For a good time there's boys on their mind.

A bad girl smoking in school,

Breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,

Back seat joys with some boy's toy.

At the girl school, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Saddle shoes uniforms blue,

Love all the girls in the girl school.
Traffic jam in the hallway

Ooh I'm gonna stay this makes my day.

Well here they come girls from the school,
Breakin' the rules hot on the loose.
My girl left right from school,

Came over to my house, ooh...

by March 15, 2022


st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019


St Patrick’s School

The birthplace of all cool singaporeans men.

i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School

by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021


Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.

Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019