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Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
When lighting up a blunt someone calls seconds on hittin the blunt.
Tom rolled the joint so he gets to hit it first then bob says duece! Steve replies that was a “ruthless duece call!!!”
When the annoying people in your life are calling you and you wait until you are sure they have heard it connect...then hit ignore.
My baby daddy, Tim, called me when he knew I was with Mike, so I rockstared his call.
If you call me one more time, I'm going to rockstar your call.
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When someone goes on a typically alcohol induced rampage in which he/she calls out several of his/her friends in front of a group of people in hopes of creating an embarrassing moment for the person being called out.
Tim: Who the hell does Joe think he is tonight?
Ryan: Yeah he's been on call out mode all night. Nobody's safe.
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A Doctor's main method of travelling
'But- it's only a police call box!'
'Come inside!'
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When you knowingly call someone (2 rings max) before hanging up in the hopes that they will call you back and you will seal the deal ;).
Yo last night I played booty call chicken with K, M, and my boss!!! I'm such a slore!!!!
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