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a day you have to yourself when you cant stop jacking off and it seems you have enough sperm to impregnate a whale. it is 24 hour celebration.
where is gilberto" "i think he is having a bate day
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On October 10th anyone you ask has to send nudes
It’s October 10th national nudes day
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Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th
Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."
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A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
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A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
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august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas
*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"
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